calum5sos: My love for sausage dogs is immense

calum5sos: And golden retrievers

calum5sos: I just love dogs

divergent + text posts

officialfrenchtoast:

yes im athletic. I drank gatorade once

mrcraabs:

why the fuck cant i have a best friend who lives 30 seconds away from me who always comes over and we just stay at each others houses whenever movies are so deceiving

phanchilada:

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*talking about the leadboard*
dan: and you would be on top?
phil: ...
me: ...
my cat: ...
the phandom: ...
the queen: ...
obama: ...
phil: yes of course

lets-go-lesbos:

I never actually say hi to my friends, I just make creepy faces at them from a distance.

sofalcondone:

a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

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